Does Any God, Satan or Devil exist? Hypotheses

The Babel Fish Which Disproves GodIn doing some reading online, just keeping my barrels loaded for theonomy study, I stumbled upon this majestic leap of logic. I can’t resist sharing the masterful scientific-method application contained below. Especially fascinating is the precise accuracy of the conclusion’s relevance to the original question.

——————Quoting Brenda02’s answer to this question:

Why Doesn’t God Punish Lawbreakers As He Once Did?

Here’s the source:  Does Any God, Satan or Devil exist? Hypotheses

Understanding: Anything that can be asserted with little or no evidence can be dismissed just as easily, so the extraordinary claims made by deist would require extraordinary evidences for which religion cannot supply. Therefore, evidence for the existence of god is dismissed with any simple test such as the one that follows.

Remember: Some religious books will state that the believers can not or should not test their god or the devil for that mater. So, if someone believes in god then he or she would be forbidden from testing god. Since (Atheist, Non-Believers or believers from other religions) do not believe in your god then they of course are free to test said god and show statistical truth behind blind belief in said god.

1. Important Note: There is nothing that states anywhere in the world that we can not test the Satan or Devil, which is generally categorized as having similar omnipotence as god.
2. God and devil are two dependent deities, if we show one does not exist then the other does not exist.

Hypothesis: Does any God Exist? Data Collection and Test:

This test will show either the gods/devils are not as powerful as claimed or they do not exist at all, in either case they do not deserve anyones worship.

Here is a simple god/devil test

1. God you will post on every Forum, Blog, FAQ and Yahoo Answers Category on the Internet in exactly 30 seconds (GMT) after this post has been made. You will post worldwide and your post will state the following:
“I am god, I exist”
A) In every Forum, Blog, FAQ and Yahoo Answers Category must have the same exact time stamp based on human time (GMT).

2. Devil or Satan you will post on every Forum, Blog, FAQ and Yahoo Answers Category on the Internet in exactly 30 seconds (GMT) after this post has been made. You will post world wide and your post will state the following:
“I am devil, I exist”
A) In every Forum, Blog, FAQ and Yahoo Answers Category must have the same exact time stamp based on human time (GMT).

We now have a working theory known as the God does not exist theory.

**We have shown that no God of any kind exists!
**We have shown that no Devil or Satan of any kind exists and established that God and Devils are mutually inclusive, so if one does not exist then the other does not exist.

Thanks for asking such a wonderful question that we all can learn from and even get a little science in too, but the answer seems to be God does not punish lawbreakers because he doesn’t exist

——————End Quoting Brenda02’s answer.

Thank you, Dr. And now, on to the next sketch…

Meat popsicles, frozen on a stick. For that is all we are. Thaw as appropriate for desired consistency.

Or, you could refer to the much more sane logic of the Babelfish (pictured above) as quoted here from the Hitchhikers Wikia (42) Page:

Oolon Colluphid used the Babel fish as the main theme of his best-selling book, Well That About Wraps It Up For God. Colluphid uses the Babel fish as an argument for intelligent design, but then goes further to use it to actually prove God does not exist. The basic argument runs thus:

God refuses to prove that (S)He exists because proof denies faith and without faith God is nothing.
Man then counters that the Babel fish is a dead giveaway because it could not have evolved by chance. It therefore proves God exists, but by God’s own arguments God does not exist.
God realizes (S)He hadn’t thought of that and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.



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